Well, thats my goal at least. My friend has been telling me about a yoga place that she likes so much better than.. well, I don’t want to mention the place that starts with B and ends with an M Yoga. I decided to join her and try out their 7 day free trial period. I even thought, I am not going to sign up after that – just need to make use of free.
I joined her this past Monday.
Shoot, I don’t have a yoga mat. Darn sister took mine and never gave it back on purpose just like my Denise Austin’s Yoga DVD. Crap, I forgot my wallet and I am wearing sneakers. Ooops and a towel too. Sorry Raf, can I borrow a towel, $2.00 for the mat rental and ms. front desk lady – can I bring my ID tomorrow? They were nice enough to let me through.
The class was packed but it smelled so much better than yoga place that starts with a B and ends with an M. During the 60 minute session, it was completely relaxing. They pushed you but not to the point of I want to faint, lay down and stare at the ceiling til class is over. They talked the entire time about letting go of all the little things and the big things too, to love yourself and even thanked you for being you. It worked, I wanted to hug myself and give myself high five by end of class. During our deep relaxation pose, she hovered over me and tapped me with menthol/tiger balm, waved her arms in a circular motion to pass on good energy, walked over to Raf and said “You’re an Angel” Believe you me, Raf liked hearing that. She nodded her head and thought yes I am. Thank you ma’am.
The only thing, where are the people with the jelly donut roll? Well, minus me of course (I want that). I’m going to have that. I am definitely addicted to this place and the people that teach the class. I have been there 3 times and liked all of the instructors. Thank you Shane Robson. Thank you Cindy Lee. Thank you Caroline Fitzgerald. Thank you for being you.
Because I enjoyed it so much, I would like to offer a 10% discount to the members and employees of Haute Yoga. Thank you for being so HOT!